luni, 12 octombrie 2009

cheer up, honey

-What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls? Still no fucking eye-deer.

-A termite walks into a bar and says "where's the bar tender?

-Q: What did the girl oyster say to the boy oyster?
A: You never open up to me!

-2 cannibals are munching on a clown. one looks at the other and says "Yo, does this thing taste funny to you?

- What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
AIDS

-Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

-How do you know if a drummer's at your front door?
the knocking speeds up.

and my favorite: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

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  1. Smashing anecdotes, darling... I especially love the one about the termite & ,of course, the stick. Blogging suits you very bitchin...

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